About Our Company
Revolutionazing the fishing industry. Using drones to fish. Forget about the early morning. Forget about the wet boats.
FishDrone™ delivering your pray directly to your mailbox.
Delivering straight to your driveway. Parkway. Sleep well knowing this. Sign up to a newsletter!
Products and Services
FishDrone™, Inc™. Starting as a dream between two friends. The passion was always the drone. The sheer genius of """accidentally""" catching a fish while the rod """mysteriously""" being taped to the drone. We've since woved to change the fishing meta forever. Making it accessible to both tech enthusiasts and. Especially those who don't like the outsoorsy part, so in other words the - tech enthusiasts.
- Fish-by-Drone Delivery Service: Subscribe and don't even bother touching a rod. Don't even pet. Don't pat the rod. Under no circumstances cling on to the rod. Choose us. Choose from Surprise Me or Fish of the Week. For the adventurous types who enjoy the mystery of the catch. Of the fishing spiderweb.
- Custom Fishing Orders: In a desparete need for an aquarium mate? Or you just don't eat much and need a dinner? Our drones are being treated with spetial modification bait and tackle to target the specifics. You will fill the special target form. Don't worry! The list of valid monsters is published under your nose. You don't get to choose sharks. And you will learn why.
- Live-Stream Fishing Adventures: Subscribe to our channel and watch us fish. You can become a reason we stream. It's usually not profitable until MrBeast makes a video.
It's like sports, but you can eat the players. You will not be eaten. You have no game.
- FishDrone™ Fishing Festivals: Compete with other drones. You don't participate until you're a drone. Prizes for biggest catch, most fish, and a special award for any drone catching the mythical boot. Mythical heels. Mythical drip. You now know how the term originated. Mythical heels.
Marketing and Sales Strategy
Funding Request
We're seeking $5 million in seed funding to buy drones. Process is design. For that reason you will read the sentences. Designing waterproof fishing gear. Insuring our fleet against foreign military. You will get treated fair in return. Exclusive access to The Leage. We call it Catch of the Month club. Provides you with rare cases of seafood so exotic, you will need to Google it. Google Chondrocladia. Google it. Google Spongiforma Squarepantsii. Google Mountain Chicken.
